I just got back from a long weekend getaway and noticed a few things on my flights to and from. Why do people feel the need to be rude in a big flying tube. I have gotten over the fact that people are dumb where ever you go and lack respect for others in the human race. But...when you are confined to a flying tube 30,000 feet in the air we need to be on our best behavior. Here is my Top Ten "Bill's Guide to Flying".
10...Be patient! If the plane is delayed because they are changing a part, or de-icing the plane for safety. Be thankfull that you have a better shot making it in one piece at your final destination.
9...Follow the carry-on guidlines(they have the little metal box at the gate for a reason)
8....Watch your language and conversations. I don't have the cleanist mouth...but I don't scream the f' word out for over a hundred to hear and talk about all the women I have lined up at my destination.
7....Keep all body parts within your aisle. If, someone isn't sitting in front of you...please don't throw your leg up onto the seat armrest with your big stinky feet.
6...When the flight attendant tells you to turn off your electronics...just do it. It sucks when the pilots loose communication to the tower because some Paris Hilton wannabe is texting on her damn phone.
5...Listen to the flight attendant when he/she gives the safety instructions. I know you have better things to do like listen to your I-pod, talk loudly to others, crunch chips, and more. There will not be a crash course if we have the real thing.
4...Control your kids and control yourself while in flight. I can accept it when a baby cries, or child acts up for a few minutes. When it is the whole flight...your getting the dirty look! Some parents make the situation worse by acting out more than the child to get them to stop.
3...The seat only goes back so far. I know it's uncomfortable...I'm 6'4 and have to deal with the moron constantly in front of me jamming his seat into my knees so he can recline another 1/4 inch.
2....Please shower and/or bring some gum.(please don't make me elaborate on this)
1...Just be polite! Help other passengers if they need help, don't groan if they are moving a little slow, offer assistance handing stuff to/from the aisle if a passenger is in the middle/window seat, try not to be the first off the plane if your in row 23, and most of all know that you are not above anybody else sitting/working in the big flying tube.
Travel happy and safe...Talk to you in the morning!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
A new home for the Boetcher Family!
Friday, January 11, 2008
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Thursday, January 3, 2008
A New Year
Well first Happy New Year!
It is my hope that 2008 will bring you everything you desire. New Years resolutions drive me bonkers. It should not take a New Year to loose a few pounds, look for a better job, be a better communicator, or whatever. We are blessed in so many ways with every day we have on this planet and we should make the most out of every one of them. Instead of New Years resolutions...let me share my short future goals!
1...to loose a few pounds
2...be more patient
3...make more time for myself and that will allow me to spend more quality time with others.
I look forward to another great year....cheers!
It is my hope that 2008 will bring you everything you desire. New Years resolutions drive me bonkers. It should not take a New Year to loose a few pounds, look for a better job, be a better communicator, or whatever. We are blessed in so many ways with every day we have on this planet and we should make the most out of every one of them. Instead of New Years resolutions...let me share my short future goals!
1...to loose a few pounds
2...be more patient
3...make more time for myself and that will allow me to spend more quality time with others.
I look forward to another great year....cheers!
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Get Elfed!
See the morning show get Elfed here...
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1614658829
Pretty fun and easy to do!
Merry Christmas
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1614658829
Pretty fun and easy to do!
Merry Christmas
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Alice In Wonderland
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
How to Kiss!
We talked about this yesterday on the show....
Kissing - Perfect Your Kissing Technique!
©1999, 2006 Deborrah Cooper /AskHeartBeat.ComKissing techniques vary greatly... so does the appreciation or dislike for these different techniques. After interviewing hundreds of men and women on the subject over a seven year period, I've come up with some general findings that I’d like to share with you.
Who is Kissable?
Men and women both thought the idea of kissing someone who was clean, had beautifully full and shapely lips, who was attractive, and who possessed a great smile and nice teeth was a “10” on the kissable scale. Guys also felt that if a woman seemed open and friendly, she was more likely to be the recipient of a romantically spontaneous kiss than a woman that seemed uptight.
Who Likes Kissing the Most?It seems that even though men think kissing is okay, they looked at it more as a necessary evil to get to the good part. Women seemed to prefer long, lingering kisses that didn’t necessarily have to lead to anything else. Reportedly, for a woman, pressure from their male partner to make it lead somewhere took away from the enjoyment of the moment.
What Types of Kisses are Best and Worst?Kissing in public is cool, but not in front of Mom. Men loved to be kissed with their eyes open, so that you two lock eyes seems to drive them wild. Men and women both seem to like being kissed in places other than the lips with neck, ears and eyes ranking highly. We won’t discuss other body parts, because this is a PG-17 rated Web site. Another important aspect of kissing is to use the middle part of the tongue in your kiss because of the large number of sensitive nerve endings there. The kiss you give your partner will be positively electrifying!The fun came with the kisses that ranked the worst. I've never laughed as hard as I did while hearing awful kiss stories shared by dozens of interviewees! Please review your kissing techniques and make sure that you don’t fall into any of these categories. The Katrina Kiss. If you watch television and are even the least bit aware of world events, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about! This is a kiss with entirely too much water. You are drooled on, slobbered on and when the kiss is over, you feel the need for a towel and maybe a shower. If you have a salivary gland problem, or your partner just makes you drool with lust, try SWALLOWING before you start KISSING.
The Iguana Kiss. Crusty, crunchy, scaly lips are OUT. This is a true case of lizard lips! Keep that kisser soft and touchable. If you run your lips gently across your lovers neck, cheek and lips, they shouldn’t be left with what look like paper cuts.
The Prozac Kiss. You might wonder if this tongue needs tranquilizers, as it appears to be having a nervous breakdown! Fast, furious, darting or high-speed swirling motions reminiscent of a washing machine on the rinse cycle. Interesting I suppose, if you’re into that sort of “household instrument” thing.
The Cave. In this instance your partner’s mouth is open so wide that your tongue meets nothing but air on all sides! There is no exchange of sensation. It’s like you’re kissing by yourself! Try saying something and see if you hear an echo! The Dirty Harry. Guys, either grow a beard or shave. That 5 o’clock shadow thing looks cute, but it can wreck havoc on a woman’s tender body. Whisker burn just plain hurts. You don’t know what it feels like to have sand papery stubble pierce the skin around your eyes or cheeks! With half her face scraped off, a woman feels less than romantic and is more inclined to get up to seek medical treatment than she is to get busy. Trolling for Tonsils. Everybody likes tongue kissing, but my goodness! A little restraint on the depth of the kiss might be in order. If you have a tendency to extend your tongue to its full length in your partners mouth, be sure to check for a pulse when you get through.
The Kiss of Death. You would swear that there is a body buried around here somewhere,
because the smell of decomposition is mighty strong! Brush those teefis! Use one of the vast selections of mouthwashes on the market. Hey, they even come in various colors, so it's possible to find one that coordinates with your bathroom décor! Get a new toothbrush every 3 months! Visit your dentist and check for gum disease and cavities, both of which contribute to bad breath. Eat more fruits, vegetables, and drink more water to keep your insides clean too.
The best kisses are those that are memorable, but leave you pantingly wanting more.
The language of a kiss is communication without words. At various times you want to communicate attraction, affection, love, passion, lust, and I’ll miss you, baby.
Pay attention to what your mate responds to, and what seems to turn him or her off, then adjust your techniques accordingly. The goal is to go down in history as a man or woman with some serious Lip Skillz.
Hey now!
Kissing - Perfect Your Kissing Technique!
©1999, 2006 Deborrah Cooper /AskHeartBeat.ComKissing techniques vary greatly... so does the appreciation or dislike for these different techniques. After interviewing hundreds of men and women on the subject over a seven year period, I've come up with some general findings that I’d like to share with you.
Who is Kissable?
Men and women both thought the idea of kissing someone who was clean, had beautifully full and shapely lips, who was attractive, and who possessed a great smile and nice teeth was a “10” on the kissable scale. Guys also felt that if a woman seemed open and friendly, she was more likely to be the recipient of a romantically spontaneous kiss than a woman that seemed uptight.
Who Likes Kissing the Most?It seems that even though men think kissing is okay, they looked at it more as a necessary evil to get to the good part. Women seemed to prefer long, lingering kisses that didn’t necessarily have to lead to anything else. Reportedly, for a woman, pressure from their male partner to make it lead somewhere took away from the enjoyment of the moment.
What Types of Kisses are Best and Worst?Kissing in public is cool, but not in front of Mom. Men loved to be kissed with their eyes open, so that you two lock eyes seems to drive them wild. Men and women both seem to like being kissed in places other than the lips with neck, ears and eyes ranking highly. We won’t discuss other body parts, because this is a PG-17 rated Web site. Another important aspect of kissing is to use the middle part of the tongue in your kiss because of the large number of sensitive nerve endings there. The kiss you give your partner will be positively electrifying!The fun came with the kisses that ranked the worst. I've never laughed as hard as I did while hearing awful kiss stories shared by dozens of interviewees! Please review your kissing techniques and make sure that you don’t fall into any of these categories. The Katrina Kiss. If you watch television and are even the least bit aware of world events, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about! This is a kiss with entirely too much water. You are drooled on, slobbered on and when the kiss is over, you feel the need for a towel and maybe a shower. If you have a salivary gland problem, or your partner just makes you drool with lust, try SWALLOWING before you start KISSING.
The Iguana Kiss. Crusty, crunchy, scaly lips are OUT. This is a true case of lizard lips! Keep that kisser soft and touchable. If you run your lips gently across your lovers neck, cheek and lips, they shouldn’t be left with what look like paper cuts.
The Prozac Kiss. You might wonder if this tongue needs tranquilizers, as it appears to be having a nervous breakdown! Fast, furious, darting or high-speed swirling motions reminiscent of a washing machine on the rinse cycle. Interesting I suppose, if you’re into that sort of “household instrument” thing.
The Cave. In this instance your partner’s mouth is open so wide that your tongue meets nothing but air on all sides! There is no exchange of sensation. It’s like you’re kissing by yourself! Try saying something and see if you hear an echo! The Dirty Harry. Guys, either grow a beard or shave. That 5 o’clock shadow thing looks cute, but it can wreck havoc on a woman’s tender body. Whisker burn just plain hurts. You don’t know what it feels like to have sand papery stubble pierce the skin around your eyes or cheeks! With half her face scraped off, a woman feels less than romantic and is more inclined to get up to seek medical treatment than she is to get busy. Trolling for Tonsils. Everybody likes tongue kissing, but my goodness! A little restraint on the depth of the kiss might be in order. If you have a tendency to extend your tongue to its full length in your partners mouth, be sure to check for a pulse when you get through.
The Kiss of Death. You would swear that there is a body buried around here somewhere,
because the smell of decomposition is mighty strong! Brush those teefis! Use one of the vast selections of mouthwashes on the market. Hey, they even come in various colors, so it's possible to find one that coordinates with your bathroom décor! Get a new toothbrush every 3 months! Visit your dentist and check for gum disease and cavities, both of which contribute to bad breath. Eat more fruits, vegetables, and drink more water to keep your insides clean too.
The best kisses are those that are memorable, but leave you pantingly wanting more.
The language of a kiss is communication without words. At various times you want to communicate attraction, affection, love, passion, lust, and I’ll miss you, baby.
Pay attention to what your mate responds to, and what seems to turn him or her off, then adjust your techniques accordingly. The goal is to go down in history as a man or woman with some serious Lip Skillz.
Hey now!
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Waiting for snow!
I have always joked on the air that I can go without snow....now I'm begging, praying, dancing, and whatever for the white stuff. Yes, a white Christmas would be nice...but we need to get things going at the resorts. I have lived here for about 11 years and have never seen it this bad. Last night I had my front door open because it was sooo warm outside. We need snow and we need it quick. If you check out any of the resorts...outside of Mammoth...the conditions if not green...are a trace with man made snow. It is sooo warm and many days where they can't even make that. I don't ski....but I also don't want our economy to take a bigger hit than it has already had. Please grab your lucky rabbits feet, cross your fingers, whatever you do...and hope for a big old dumping! Talk to you in the morning.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Thanks!
For the last 6-years Connie and I have gone on the road to help women in recovery with the Step 2 program. It amazes us every year how much this community cares about others. Your generosity of clothes, food, household items, and money will go far to help these women get a fresh start at life. Thanks from our heart to yours and hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
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